A new punching bag. I killed my old one and now there's a giant pile of unused sand in the basement.
Money.
Clothes.
A huge batch of my own man butter vigorously rubbed into Howard Deans hair.
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"I went shopping last night at like 1am. The place was empty and this old woman just making polite conversation said to me, 'where is everyone??' I replied, 'In bed, same place you and I should be!' Took me ten minutes to figure out why she gave me a dirty look." --Some guy
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