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A jet fighter disintegrates in flight, but the pilot, wearing only a towel, is miraculously deposited in the bathroom where he and an attractive woman admire his chin.
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I could think of a send up for this ad. Jet disintegrates and the pilot parachutes into hostile territory instead of his girlfriends bathroom. Pilot engages in cat and mouse game with a single enemy soldier. They meet! Their guns jam! Pilot pulls out his new ergonomic four blade Schick. Enemy pulls out his trusty old straight edge razor. Game over man...
voiceover - "Why have four little blades when you can have one big one? Go retro, get a straight edge."