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Fatty McGee
Adam Sandler
[Talking quietly]
[M1:] 'Ms. Murphy is such a pain, man.'
[M2:] 'We just had a test a week ago.
Now we gotta take another one tommorrow. This sucks!'
[M1:] 'And it counts for 80 percent of our grade.'
[M2:] 'Well we better study our butts off.'
[M1:] 'Well we came to the right place, the ever so quiet library.'
[M2:] 'Ok, enough talking, let's study!'
[M1:] 'All right.'
[Turning pages]
[Heavy steps]
[M2:] 'Uh oh'
[M1:] 'Oh no! Fatty McGee is coming.
We'll never get any studying done with him in the library.'
[Heavy steps continue]
[M2:] 'Oh god, he's taking the stairs!
That means he's going to be way out of breath!'
[Fatty whining, try to catch breath]
[M1:] 'Oh no, he's going to sit with us.'
[Fatty: Annoying whining voice] 'Hey fellas, studying for the big test'
[M1:] 'Uh, yes Fatty, we were.'
[Fatty: Still trying to catch breath] 'Great! I'll join ya.'
[Fatty pulls out chair and falls into it, still whining horribly]
[M2:] 'Hey Fatty, why don't you go to the bathroom 'till you catch your breath'
[Fatty:] 'No, no, I'm catching it!'
[Fatty continuing to whine and snort]
[M1:] 'Ok, ok Fatty, but try to keep the wheezing level down, we're trying to concentrate.'
[Fatty: Continuing to wheeze and whine louder] 'Sure, no problem.'
[M1:] 'Oh man.'
[Fatty: Still snorting and whining loudly]
'This test counts for eighty percent of our grade, you know.'
[Whining continues even louder]
[M1:] 'Yes Fatty, we know, we just said that.'
[Wheezing continues a little softer]
[M2:] 'Fatty! Please keep it down!'
[Fatty makes snoring/whining sounds]
[M2:] 'Is he sleeping!'
[M1:] 'No, it's his deviated sceptum.
Seriously Fatty, keep the breathing down.'
[Snoring stops, more weird noise starts]
[M2:] 'Ahh geez Fatty, what's wrong with you!'
[Fatty: Pausing, snorting] 'I'm trying.'
[Whining continues]
[M1:] 'Fatty, you know what's going to happen!
Stop breathing so heavy! Please we gotta study!'
[Whining gets higher and higher until it's continuous]
[M2:] 'Oh no, that one's going to do it!'
[Fire alarm sounding, fire trucks honking their horns, sirens reeling]
[M2:] 'Fatty, the fire department thinks the fire alarm went off again!'
[Fatty: Continuing his LOUD annoying whine] 'I'm sorry!'
[Fireman Ray:] 'Fire! Man the building!'
[M1:] 'Sorry Fireman Ray, it's not the fire alarm.'
[Fireman Ray:] 'Fatty McGee, is that you again!'
[Fatty: Stillin whining annoyingly] 'Yes.' [Snort] 'Sorry.' [Snort]
[Fireman Ray:] 'Didn't we tell you not to take the stairs anymore!'
[Fatty: Whiney voice] 'But I like the stairs!'
[Fireman Ray: annoyed] 'Why!'
[Fatty: Still whining horribly] 'They're fun!'
[Fireman Ray:] 'Oh Fatty McGee, you're the fattest!'
[Everyone laughing at stupid joke]
[Raspberry]
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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