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Old 12-04-2003, 09:09 AM   #9 (permalink)
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You can easily fool a drug test... ...just know how your body berids of the THC metabolies.

First, load you body with carbohydrates, preferably simple sugars. The night before the test drink a gallon of gatorade. Wake up that next morning, take a big piss. When you're done with that, contine to intake a great deal of sugar, but stay away from caffine. What you want to do, is keep your body from processing any of your stored fat, this is where the THC is stored. Drink a bottle or two of cranberry juice and water. Piss a few times before the test.

This is kinda like the Atkins diet, if you do not eat any carbohydrates then your body will start to use it's own fat. If you load you body with carbohydrates then you body won't even look at one of it's own fat cells. As you have your body going off of simeple sugars/carbs none of the stored THC will be metabolized and drinking the extra liquids will help to flush the THC metabolites that are still in your system.

You can try those cleaners from the herbal smoke shops, but beware, they are nothing but SUGAR to do the same thing that I just described. They also include some b-vitamins and creatine this will give your piss that nice yellow-orange color. Creatine is a metabolite that is usually checked in urine to be sure that it is of the proper concentration.

Color and Creatine concenration is only used in expensive tests, tests for the law and for some companies that take this seriously.

Most likely, you're going to be tested in a cheap lab, that uses T-L-C, thin-layer-chromotography. This tests for a large amount of metabolite in your system, if you fail this part, (wich would be must unlikely if you follow my directions), your urine is put in a GCMS, Gas Cromatograph Mass Spectrometer, this will test for a level less than half of the level from the TLC. This will verify if indeed you have the metabolite in your body. This is test is horribly accurate, but is only used if you fail the first test.

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