Ok mine is pretty bad.
My girlfriend and I decided to take a shower together. We were making out under the hot water, and started to rub eachother. I was getting hot and ready to give her some wang, when I decided it would be a great idea to exchange some oral first. So I get down on my hands and knees in the shower and start going at her and she is moaning and pulling my hair.
She grabs my face, looks me right in the eye and says "fuck me now". I didn't want to waste time, so I jump to my feet. I immediately feel a buring on my lower back and notice a ton of blood running down the drain.
It turns out my dumb ass forgot to notice that my ass and back were under the faucet, so when I sprang to my feet, I took at 1 inch patch of skin with me.
Long story short- I slapped on some bandaids, and got a BJ. Nto bad for the scar and story.
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