Q. What's the difference between an accordion and a lawn mower?
A. If you put both of them on the Home Shopping Network, you could sell the lawn mower.
Q. What's an accordion good for?
A. Learning how to fold maps.
Last week I attended a family wedding . The majority of my family sport a Polish heritage . This means a Polka band with an accordion player . I've been tortured for years by these son-of-a-bitch musical wannabees and I've had enough !Thank God there aren't too many places you can go with an accordion these days and not have to dodge tear gas . I think the accordion is something to prop the door open with while the band loads in .
Now some of you will disagree with me because of ' Weird Al ' and his accordion . True , he is funny . But alas , he's never been laid . Can you imagine anyone saying ' see that girl over there , she's fucking the accordion player .' It will never happen .
Blow, suck (push/pull), blow, suck, blow, suck, suck, blow .
That's an accordion in a nutshell . Bah !
