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Jesus God. Is your girlfriend like, the hottest woman on Earth or something? Are you going out with Paris Hilton and want the money and the sex? I know you've put a lot of time into this, but you put six years into elementary school, too, and I doubt you keep up with all of your buddies and teachers. Just end it. Cut it off with a sharp, sharp blade and leave it squirming in the dirt.
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