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Old 11-30-2003, 04:06 PM   #99 (permalink)
duckznutz
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Location: Brook Cottage, Lanark, Scotland
When I was a child I prayed to God for a new bicycle. I waited and waited and waited and then one day the doorbell rang and a large box was delivered . . . . . inside was a new set of golf clubs my father had ordered . . I was somewhat disappointed and my faith in god wavered for a moment . . . . . then I realised that praying to god for a new bicycle was wrong . . . God just doesnt work that way . . so I stole a bicycle from a kid on the next street and prayed to god for forgive me! . . . result!
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