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I don't know if anyone has pointed this out yet, but as a non horde member and saftey conscious citizen, I feel duty bound to remind you all of the following:<ul><li>Never eat within an hour before pillaging. You could get a cramp.</li><li>Pillage <i>then</i> burn</li><li>Generally it is better to rape before killing</i><li>Mead, Lager, Ale, Stout, and Whiskey are all perfectly acceptable raiding beverages. Zinfindel and Chianti are not. Neither are cocktails of any kind. Those drinking wine spritzers should really be dragged behind their horses.</li><li>Should your horde be mounted upon living steeds, please remember to treat them with the respect due a fellow horde member. This also includes undead steeds, though those merely reanimated need not be extended such consideration.</li></ul>Following these simple rules can greatly enhance your raiding pleasure, as well as adding to your ability to stike fear in the hearts of an unsuspecting populace.
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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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