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Jackson's lawyer is looking for a fair jury... wants Jackson tried by Catholic Archdiocese.
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Michael Jackson sat down with his lawyer.
The lawyer says, "I have good news and bad news"
Michael asks for the bad news.
The lawyer says "they have a real strong case for molestation and you are going to do serious time."
Michael asks for the good news.
The lawyer says "I think you can serve it in a juvenile detention facility"
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Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their new baby son.
The doctor walks in and Michael asks: "Doctor, how long before we can have sex?"
The doctor replies, "I'd wait until he's at least 12."
Glad
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I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!
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