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Originally posted by Poyzun_Ivy
- If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.
* You should love your woman, whether you think she's "fat" or not. The least you can do is make her feel better.
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This is actually related to the one about not asking questions you don't want the answer to.
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- When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
* Okay, next time I go to dinner with my guy I'll wear an over-sized white tshirt with barbeque stains on it... dribble some coffee on it to get a little color in there.. while I'm at it, I'll belch and scratch my genitals. Dead sexy.
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You don't have to be dead sexy all the time, believe it or not.
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- Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
* I used to think men had brains.. oh well, you learn something new everyday.
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Actually, this is the one I disagree with. Substitute "computers and porn" for all the topics it lists.
The toilet seat one has already been answered on TFP. The proper position for the toilet seat is to leave the lid down when no one is using it. Pretty easy.
