Boner

Better than a BSOD:

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<font color="ff0000"><center>&nbsp&nbsp&nbspSoftware failure! Press left mouse button to
continue.&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp<br>
Guru Meditation #84010007.00C13870</center></tr></table>
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