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Banned
Location: 'bout 2 feet from my iMac
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99 bottles in 571 languages
*grin* this is one of the most amusing things I've ever seen.
http://99-bottles-of-beer.ls-la.net/
some choice examples!
Forth:
Code:
: .bottles ( n -- n-1 )
dup 1 = IF ." One bottle of beer on the wall," CR
." One bottle of beer," CR
." Take it down,"
ELSE dup . ." bottles of beer on the wall," CR
dup . ." bottles of beer," CR
." Take one down,"
THEN
CR
." Pass it around," CR
1-
?dup IF dup 1 = IF ." One bottle of beer on the wall;"
ELSE dup . ." bottles of beer on the wall;"
THEN
ELSE ." No more bottles of beer on the wall."
THEN
CR
;
: nbottles ( n -- )
BEGIN .bottles ?dup NOT UNTIL
;
99 nbottles
intercal
Code:
PLEASE DO ,10 <- #1
PLEASE DO ,10SUB#1 <- #176
PLEASE DO ,11 <- #30
PLEASE DO ,11SUB#1 <- #76
DO ,11SUB#2 <- #190
DO ,11SUB#3 <- #80
DO ,11SUB#4 <- #200
PLEASE DO ,11SUB#5 <- #256
DO ,11SUB#6 <- #248
DO ,11SUB#7 <- #144
DO ,11SUB#8 <- #216
PLEASE DO ,11SUB#9 <- #202
DO ,11SUB#10 <- #14
DO ,11SUB#11 <- #144
DO ,11SUB#12 <- #98
PLEASE DO ,11SUB#13 <- #190
DO ,11SUB#14 <- #160
DO ,11SUB#15 <- #256
DO ,11SUB#16 <- #88
PLEASE DO ,11SUB#17 <- #74
DO ,11SUB#18 <- #14
DO ,11SUB#19 <- #128
DO ,11SUB#20 <- #114
PLEASE DO ,11SUB#21 <- #214
DO ,11SUB#22 <- #24
DO ,11SUB#23 <- #112
DO ,11SUB#24 <- #162
PLEASE DO ,11SUB#25 <- #22
DO ,11SUB#26 <- #104
DO ,11SUB#27 <- #80
DO ,11SUB#28 <- #256
PLEASE DO ,11SUB#29 <- #2
DO ,11SUB#30 <- #228
PLEASE DO ,12 <- #49
PLEASE DO ,12SUB#1 <- #76
DO ,12SUB#2 <- #190
DO ,12SUB#3 <- #80
DO ,12SUB#4 <- #200
PLEASE DO ,12SUB#5 <- #256
DO ,12SUB#6 <- #248
DO ,12SUB#7 <- #144
DO ,12SUB#8 <- #216
PLEASE DO ,12SUB#9 <- #202
DO ,12SUB#10 <- #14
DO ,12SUB#11 <- #144
DO ,12SUB#12 <- #98
PLEASE DO ,12SUB#13 <- #190
DO ,12SUB#14 <- #160
DO ,12SUB#15 <- #256
DO ,12SUB#16 <- #88
PLEASE DO ,12SUB#17 <- #218
DO ,12SUB#18 <- #36
DO ,12SUB#19 <- #38
DO ,12SUB#20 <- #164
PLEASE DO ,12SUB#21 <- #176
DO ,12SUB#22 <- #48
DO ,12SUB#23 <- #162
DO ,12SUB#24 <- #14
PLEASE DO ,12SUB#25 <- #128
DO ,12SUB#26 <- #208
DO ,12SUB#27 <- #162
DO ,12SUB#28 <- #222
PLEASE DO ,12SUB#29 <- #48
DO ,12SUB#30 <- #8
DO ,12SUB#31 <- #120
DO ,12SUB#32 <- #66
PLEASE DO ,12SUB#33 <- #48
DO ,12SUB#34 <- #246
DO ,12SUB#35 <- #136
DO ,12SUB#36 <- #184
PLEASE DO ,12SUB#37 <- #256
DO ,12SUB#38 <- #202
DO ,12SUB#39 <- #110
DO ,12SUB#40 <- #104
PLEASE DO ,12SUB#41 <- #42
DO ,12SUB#42 <- #126
DO ,12SUB#43 <- #56
DO ,12SUB#44 <- #88
PLEASE DO ,12SUB#45 <- #72
DO ,12SUB#46 <- #56
DO ,12SUB#47 <- #80
DO ,12SUB#48 <- #242
PLEASE DO ,12SUB#49 <- #228
PLEASE DO ,13 <- #31
PLEASE DO ,13SUB#1 <- #76
DO ,13SUB#2 <- #190
DO ,13SUB#3 <- #80
DO ,13SUB#4 <- #200
PLEASE DO ,13SUB#5 <- #256
DO ,13SUB#6 <- #248
DO ,13SUB#7 <- #144
DO ,13SUB#8 <- #216
PLEASE DO ,13SUB#9 <- #202
DO ,13SUB#10 <- #14
DO ,13SUB#11 <- #144
DO ,13SUB#12 <- #98
PLEASE DO ,13SUB#13 <- #190
DO ,13SUB#14 <- #160
DO ,13SUB#15 <- #256
DO ,13SUB#16 <- #88
PLEASE DO ,13SUB#17 <- #74
DO ,13SUB#18 <- #14
DO ,13SUB#19 <- #128
DO ,13SUB#20 <- #114
PLEASE DO ,13SUB#21 <- #214
DO ,13SUB#22 <- #24
DO ,13SUB#23 <- #112
DO ,13SUB#24 <- #162
PLEASE DO ,13SUB#25 <- #22
DO ,13SUB#26 <- #104
DO ,13SUB#27 <- #80
DO ,13SUB#28 <- #256
PLEASE DO ,13SUB#29 <- #194
DO ,13SUB#30 <- #36
DO ,13SUB#31 <- #256
PLEASE DO ,20 <- #10
PLEASE DO ,20 SUB #1 <- #76
DO ,20 SUB #2 <- #196
DO ,20 SUB #3 <- #4
DO ,20 SUB #4 <- #132
PLEASE DO ,20 SUB #5 <- #36
DO ,20 SUB #6 <- #164
DO ,20 SUB #7 <- #228
DO ,20 SUB #8 <- #100
PLEASE DO ,20 SUB #9 <- #52
DO ,20 SUB #10 <- #180
PLEASE DO ,21 <- #10 BY #10
PLEASE DO ,21SUB#1#1 <- #248
PLEASE DO ,21SUB#1#2 <- #120
PLEASE DO ,21SUB#1#3 <- #184
PLEASE DO ,21SUB#1#4 <- #56
PLEASE DO ,21SUB#1#5 <- #216
PLEASE DO ,21SUB#1#6 <- #88
PLEASE DO ,21SUB#1#7 <- #152
PLEASE DO ,21SUB#1#8 <- #24
PLEASE DO ,21SUB#1#9 <- #232
PLEASE DO ,21SUB#1#10 <- #104
DO ,21SUB#2#1 <- #128
DO ,21SUB#2#2 <- #256
DO ,21SUB#2#3 <- #64
DO ,21SUB#2#4 <- #192
DO ,21SUB#2#5 <- #96
DO ,21SUB#2#6 <- #224
DO ,21SUB#2#7 <- #32
DO ,21SUB#2#8 <- #160
DO ,21SUB#2#9 <- #112
DO ,21SUB#2#10 <- #240
DO ,21SUB#3#1 <- #64
DO ,21SUB#3#2 <- #192
DO ,21SUB#3#3 <- #256
DO ,21SUB#3#4 <- #128
DO ,21SUB#3#5 <- #32
DO ,21SUB#3#6 <- #160
DO ,21SUB#3#7 <- #224
DO ,21SUB#3#8 <- #96
DO ,21SUB#3#9 <- #48
DO ,21SUB#3#10 <- #176
DO ,21SUB#4#1 <- #192
DO ,21SUB#4#2 <- #64
DO ,21SUB#4#3 <- #128
DO ,21SUB#4#4 <- #256
DO ,21SUB#4#5 <- #160
DO ,21SUB#4#6 <- #32
DO ,21SUB#4#7 <- #96
DO ,21SUB#4#8 <- #224
DO ,21SUB#4#9 <- #176
DO ,21SUB#4#10 <- #48
PLEASE DO ,21SUB#5#1 <- #32
PLEASE DO ,21SUB#5#2 <- #160
PLEASE DO ,21SUB#5#3 <- #224
PLEASE DO ,21SUB#5#4 <- #96
PLEASE DO ,21SUB#5#5 <- #256
PLEASE DO ,21SUB#5#6 <- #128
PLEASE DO ,21SUB#5#7 <- #192
PLEASE DO ,21SUB#5#8 <- #64
PLEASE DO ,21SUB#5#9 <- #16
PLEASE DO ,21SUB#5#10 <- #144
DO ,21SUB#6#1 <- #160
DO ,21SUB#6#2 <- #32
DO ,21SUB#6#3 <- #96
DO ,21SUB#6#4 <- #224
DO ,21SUB#6#5 <- #128
DO ,21SUB#6#6 <- #256
DO ,21SUB#6#7 <- #64
DO ,21SUB#6#8 <- #192
DO ,21SUB#6#9 <- #144
DO ,21SUB#6#10 <- #16
DO ,21SUB#7#1 <- #96
DO ,21SUB#7#2 <- #224
DO ,21SUB#7#3 <- #32
DO ,21SUB#7#4 <- #160
DO ,21SUB#7#5 <- #64
DO ,21SUB#7#6 <- #192
DO ,21SUB#7#7 <- #256
DO ,21SUB#7#8 <- #128
DO ,21SUB#7#9 <- #80
DO ,21SUB#7#10 <- #208
DO ,21SUB#8#1 <- #224
DO ,21SUB#8#2 <- #96
DO ,21SUB#8#3 <- #160
DO ,21SUB#8#4 <- #32
DO ,21SUB#8#5 <- #192
DO ,21SUB#8#6 <- #64
DO ,21SUB#8#7 <- #128
DO ,21SUB#8#8 <- #256
DO ,21SUB#8#9 <- #208
DO ,21SUB#8#10 <- #80
PLEASE DO ,21SUB#9#1 <- #16
PLEASE DO ,21SUB#9#2 <- #144
PLEASE DO ,21SUB#9#3 <- #208
PLEASE DO ,21SUB#9#4 <- #80
PLEASE DO ,21SUB#9#5 <- #240
PLEASE DO ,21SUB#9#6 <- #112
PLEASE DO ,21SUB#9#7 <- #176
PLEASE DO ,21SUB#9#8 <- #48
PLEASE DO ,21SUB#9#9 <- #256
PLEASE DO ,21SUB#9#10 <- #128
DO ,21SUB#10#1 <- #144
DO ,21SUB#10#2 <- #16
DO ,21SUB#10#3 <- #80
DO ,21SUB#10#4 <- #208
DO ,21SUB#10#5 <- #112
DO ,21SUB#10#6 <- #240
DO ,21SUB#10#7 <- #48
DO ,21SUB#10#8 <- #176
DO ,21SUB#10#9 <- #128
DO ,21SUB#10#10 <- #256
PLEASE DO ,22 <- #10
PLEASE DO ,22 SUB #1 <- #8
DO ,22 SUB #2 <- #136
DO ,22 SUB #3 <- #72
DO ,22 SUB #4 <- #200
PLEASE DO ,22 SUB #5 <- #40
DO ,22 SUB #6 <- #168
DO ,22 SUB #7 <- #104
DO ,22 SUB #8 <- #232
PLEASE DO ,22 SUB #9 <- #24
DO ,22 SUB #10 <- #152
DO .10 <- #9
DO .11 <- #9
PLEASE DO ,10 <- #1
PLEASE DO ,10SUB#1 <- #176
DO READ OUT ,10
DO COME FROM (999)
DO (500) NEXT
PLEASE DO ,11SUB#1 <- .5
DO READ OUT ,11
DO (500) NEXT
DO ,12SUB#1 <- .5
PLEASE DO READ OUT ,12
PLEASE DO .6 <- '?"!10~.10'~#1"$#1'~#3
DO (50) NEXT
PLEASE DO .7 <- '?"!11~.11'~#1"$#1'~#3
DO (70) NEXT
DO .2 <- #1
DO .1 <- .11
PLEASE DO (1010) NEXT
DO .11 <- .3
DO (600) NEXT
DO (101) NEXT
(70) DO (71) NEXT
DO .11 <- #9
DO .2 <- #1
PLEASE DO .1 <- .10
DO (1010) NEXT
DO .10 <- .3
DO (600) NEXT
DO (101) NEXT
(71) DO RESUME .7
(50) DO (51) NEXT
PLEASE DO FORGET #1
DO .2 <- #1
DO .1 <- .11
PLEASE DO (1010) NEXT
DO .11 <- .3
DO (600) NEXT
PLEASE DO .7 <- '?"!11~.11'~#1"$#1'~#3
DO (80) NEXT
DO (101) NEXT
(80) DO (81) NEXT
DO GIVE UP
(81) DO RESUME .7
(51) DO RESUME .6
(101) DO FORGET #1
(999) DO FORGET #1
(600) DO (500) NEXT
DO ,13SUB#1 <- .5
DO READ OUT ,13
DO RESUME #1
(500) DO ,30 <- #1
DO .1 <- .10
DO (1020) NEXT
PLEASE DO ,30SUB#1 <- ,20SUB.1
DO READ OUT ,30
DO .3 <- .1
DO .1 <- .11
DO (1020) NEXT
PLEASE DO ,30SUB#1 <- ,21SUB .3 .1
DO READ OUT ,30
DO .5 <- ,22SUB.1
PLEASE DO RESUME #1
and, of course, my favorite, whitespace:
(in whitespace, spaces, tabs, newlines are significant and typing is not. highlight to "view" code)
others worth looking at for amusement value: ook, brainf*ck, and Orthogonal |