From under a wing... hmmm... how about something easy that doesn't make any noise... Sea Breeze or Cape Cod... one of each, since there's two of us here...
Cape Cod: Fill a tall glace with ice, add 1 oz vodka, a splash of soda, and fill with cosmopolitan mix.
Sea Breeze: Fill a rock glass with ice. Add 1oz of vodka or gin and a splash of orange juice. Fill with cosmopolitan mix.
"They'll suspect me to be behind the bar... we had better go somewhere more comfortable..."
