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Excellent credo.

Ok dude, here's the beef. Someone else also mentioned it, but if you haven't even fucked her yet, your comments could be seen as quite the naughty assumption. Girls don't like it when you assume they'll fuck you- and if she weren't a virgin, she'd likely see that as you calling her a slut, and calling yourself out as a jerkoff. Jerkoffs tell girls they're going to fuck them, not nice guys.

NOTE: Sometimes this is used as playful teasing- but in your case, no. For it to be playful teasing, you'd have to already 1. be fucking her regularly, and you're an established lay, and you're just heating her up for later, or 2. you're in a relationship with her, and sex is <b>already</b> a very good and integral part of your relationship.

Also, not only did you make an assumption as to the penetration of her vagina, but you branded her as "effort". Most girls do not like to be thought of as a "hassle", or "difficult" or worse- "hard to please", and that's what you did.

Firstly, you've got to have more confidence in yourself, man!! You can't be digging on your heretofore unproven sexual prowess! If you're going to tease, make it GOOD, make her WANT it. Don't make her think, "oh god, i'll never EVER have my own orgasm", which is kinda what you did. Actually, it's exactly what you did.

You want to know the key to getting a girl to orgasm is? It's MENTAL. No amount of fingering or pounding can relate to the <b>AWESOME</b> power of the mind. If you tease her right, which includes LOTS of wonderful foreplay, she'll be so fuckin hot she'll scream <b>your</b> name, God's, and anyone else's you'd like her to the very first time you stick it in her. And on top of that, she'll want it so bad she'll fuck you back.

The man who thinks he does <b>all</b> the fucking is a man who can't fuck. If you do it right, she'll be fuckin you back just as hard as you can give it to her, no matter the position.

And, as any good sex advice post should end, I leave you with the following:

<b>WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM. </b>I swear, if we get a thread from you in 2 weeks about you freaking out because your girl is throwin up every morning and missed her period and you didn't wear a condom because you were "embarrassed" to buy them or some such shit, I'll come and find your stupid ass and bitch-slap you. (j/k about being stupid and bitch-slapping, it's all in good humor) Have fun!