I'm only messin' with you, End User! If it'll avoid a diplomatic incident, I'll explain:
By sitting under jumps I was referring to snowboarders' rather upsetting habit of having a rest in the middle of the piste, where I'm about to come down dangerously quickly. Did I say eating chocolate? I meant to say smoking drugs - which is fine but that's what the chairlift's for isn't it?
Oh yes, and scruffy - take a comb with you for the lift queue and try not to wear those silly combat pants. Camouflage on snow means white trousers...
Sorry, don't wish to hijack the thread.
Ciao!