TerresqueÜ is obsessed with Mussolini and beastiality. Even though he is fond of sex with monkeys and Turtles -he is homophobic and can't even say Penis without a cold shudder.
Needless to say one of his prankish fraternity brothers played a joke on him while he was at the zoo. He allowed TerresqueÜ in a cage with only male turtles and monkeys. TerresqueÜ was heard to exclaim:
Uhh...turtle?
Monkey!
Wenis!
PEENER!
I'm not as dumb as YOU look.
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