All the joy of walking without all the getting in shape baggage. If I see someone on one coming down the sidewalk they better not expect me to move. Well, I'll move, but it will only to get something to lance them with as they go by.
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"I went shopping last night at like 1am. The place was empty and this old woman just making polite conversation said to me, 'where is everyone??' I replied, 'In bed, same place you and I should be!' Took me ten minutes to figure out why she gave me a dirty look." --Some guy
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