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starbum · 10-31-2003, 05:35 AM

the closest my girlfriend's parents have found out that we're having sex is when she got a UTI. the doctor blatantly asked her parents "Is she sexually active?". Her mom said "I dont think so, well...at least I dont think they've reached that level yet!".

Yet?

Thankfully, we blamed the UTI (the doctors fibbed a little bit, they know we didnt want her parents to know) and blamed it on bacteria in some underwear. Whew. Close one.

My parents are both sexually active. How do I know? Ive seen the condoms.

And the viagra.

Thats one thing you dont want to find when looking for q-tips in their bathroom. unngghghh.

10-31-2003, 05:35 AM	#19 (permalink)
starbum Tilted	the closest my girlfriend's parents have found out that we're having sex is when she got a UTI. the doctor blatantly asked her parents "Is she sexually active?". Her mom said "I dont think so, well...at least I dont think they've reached that level yet!". Yet? Thankfully, we blamed the UTI (the doctors fibbed a little bit, they know we didnt want her parents to know) and blamed it on bacteria in some underwear. Whew. Close one. My parents are both sexually active. How do I know? Ive seen the condoms. And the viagra. Thats one thing you dont want to find when looking for q-tips in their bathroom. unngghghh.