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the closest my girlfriend's parents have found out that we're having sex is when she got a UTI. the doctor blatantly asked her parents "Is she sexually active?". Her mom said "I dont think so, well...at least I dont think they've reached that level yet!".
Yet?
Thankfully, we blamed the UTI (the doctors fibbed a little bit, they know we didnt want her parents to know) and blamed it on bacteria in some underwear. Whew. Close one.
My parents are both sexually active. How do I know? Ive seen the condoms.
And the viagra.
Thats one thing you dont want to find when looking for q-tips in their bathroom. unngghghh.
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