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Let's see. Toilet paper stuck to your shoe, or coming out the back of your pant leg. Rainbow suspenders- which could be used to hold a laptop on. Shiny, shiny black shoes. Or, really ugly high top tennis shoes. Draw some zits on your face, and put a lot of vegetable oil in your hair so it looks greasy. Also, draw some dark circles under your eyes so that it looks like you were on the computer all night playing Everquest. And a name tag! I always associate nametags with geeks. Well, not always, but most of the time. And put an ink stain in your shirt pocket. For added effect, if you have any pens or pencils on your person, chew the ends of them like crazy- it's the little things that count. Then, you should make a patch that says something like "My other car is a Segway."
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