I've only come close...in high school, I was one of the last to leave a little get together at a friend's house.
She and another girl sat on either side of my lap and began kissing my neck, and so forth.
This went on for a while...until the Dad walked in.
We flicked on the light, the TV and stood up quickly.
I staggered out to my car and went home.
It's a memory that sticks with me, to say the least.
But that's as close as I got. Shame.
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