Best. Post. Ever.
No really, that needs to go in a book of sexual bloopers. This by the way is why anal plugs are flared at the end. It's also why dildos that are used in ass play always have the fake ball sack at the base. To prevent "accidental" loss. It's a sex industry saftey issue.
Still, i feel for you having to go through that. I gather you where both sweating balls about it, though i figure she was far more worried than you considering it had gone m.i.a IN her.
Thanks for a great laugh, though i'm sorry you had to go through it!
