Dude, if you go around with a loaded and cocked weapon, you are liable to have an illegal discharge. You need to unload that clip and holster that weapon, so that you can have a normal conversation. Go watch There's Something About Mary to understand better. But seriously, you would probably would rather have sex than masturbate, so that is probably what your subconscious is thinking "a girl likes me, I'm going to get some". You should keep up your regular activities, because that is how she perceives you. You don't need wild mood swings at this point.
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