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Dibbler · 10-20-2003, 12:21 PM

CATS: The perfect pet. Every couple of days, fill the food bowl, get fresh water. Going on a trip? No problem! Change the litter box, dump the bag of food out, raise the toilet seat. Leave for a week.

DOGS: Seems like almost monthly visits to the vet for allergies, heart worm pills, ear infections, flea stuff,etc. Must be feed a couple of time a day. Chews up anything left out. The thing drinks about 5 gallons of water a day of which half end up on the floor. Glad to see me when I get home but knocks everything over trying to get to me. Needs frequent walks in all kinds of weather. Poops and pees about every 10 minutes. Going on a trip? No problem! Call around to the kennels to see if they have room. Pay $10 to $15 a day not including food. Get everything ready and haul the stupid mutt over to the kennel. When I get home, get to the kennel before they charge me for another day. etc, etc, etc...

WINNER: CATS

10-20-2003, 12:21 PM	#49 (permalink)
Dibbler Psycho Location: Initech, Iowa	CATS: The perfect pet. Every couple of days, fill the food bowl, get fresh water. Going on a trip? No problem! Change the litter box, dump the bag of food out, raise the toilet seat. Leave for a week. DOGS: Seems like almost monthly visits to the vet for allergies, heart worm pills, ear infections, flea stuff,etc. Must be feed a couple of time a day. Chews up anything left out. The thing drinks about 5 gallons of water a day of which half end up on the floor. Glad to see me when I get home but knocks everything over trying to get to me. Needs frequent walks in all kinds of weather. Poops and pees about every 10 minutes. Going on a trip? No problem! Call around to the kennels to see if they have room. Pay $10 to $15 a day not including food. Get everything ready and haul the stupid mutt over to the kennel. When I get home, get to the kennel before they charge me for another day. etc, etc, etc... WINNER: CATS Last edited by Dibbler; 10-20-2003 at 12:27 PM..