Why do I have random markings on my ass??
Okay, this might sound a little weird, but that's probably because it kind of is. On one of my ass cheeks, I've got all these weird markings. They look like little purple bruises, but they're like lines... Sort of like someone too a stapler and went to town on my ass or something. They don't feel weird or hurt or anything, in fact I didn't even notice them until my girlfriend pointed it out. We originally thought like a month ago that maybe she scratched me too hard or something, and didn't think much of it. But time has passed and they haven't gone away. Does anybody here have any idea what they could be? On the side of my ass, its like the progress in a straight line almost. It's just bizarre. I don't know if I have like alien worms living in my ass cheek or if some phantom stapler man is imprinting weird marks on me in my sleep. Help?
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