Out of curiosity, might you go to the same school as Gabe's niece from
Penny Arcade? If you read Gabe's post today at the bottom, he talks about his niece having a very similar request as you. Probably just a random coincidence, but I thought I'd point it out.
And if you're desperate, you could interview me. I'm a recent CS graduate and I spent this past summer working on a website for a firefighting institute. I helped create a student registration system, as well as helped to manage all (100 or so, maybe) computers in the building. I'm would hardly call myself a professional at this point, but I guess I qualify nonetheless....