Argh, cracked me up pretty bad. I hope it's a joke site.
http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html
"Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word."
Halloween: Orgy Of The Occult No More!
http://objective.jesussave.us/halloween.html
"Starting this year, witches are out and Jesus is in! Reclaim Halloween in the name of Jesus!"