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Candidate A is a fucking toffee nose, Candidate B is the everyman.
Here's the kicker, they're all Candidate A (with skeletons) to different extents.
They pay spin doctors to make them candidate b, 1) to appeal to joe sixpack and 2) to declare their closet skeletons before the other guys do.
Bottom line, no sane politician is ever going to make either of these speeches. B concedes too many negatives, A is too arrogant.
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