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Originally posted by SabrinaFair
Honey, there are two types of women this world--those who use their cleavage to get out of speeding tickets, and liars.
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I guess I'm a liar, then.
a) I've never had to get out of a speeding ticket (edit: never been pulled over for speeding)
b) I was once pulled over for a headlight being out and I got a fix-it ticket for it
c) and I don't have enough cleavage to work with anyway