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Old 10-08-2003, 02:26 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Good retort!

This guy was walking down the street and this hooker says, "Say, wanna have a good time?"

"Sure", he says and they were off to the nearest motel. She takes off her clothes and he keeps staring at her.

She says, "Is this the first pussy you seen since you crawled out of one?"

The guy says: "Nope, just the first one I've seen big enough to crawl back into."
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