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Originally posted by Troublebot
Welcome to the Horde Baaa. Grab a horse and ride my Horde brother!
I noticed that too Tinfoil the Unholy. Anyone know of any battle-scarred female warriors that might want to join up? We're heading to Washington state soon, perhaps their lusty bank tellers would dare to ride with us!
Troublebot the Lonely
Kahn,
Troublebot Horde
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AHOY THERE Thraeryn the replacement yet mighty and bloodythirsty Kahn! I have come-eth from far and wide to join your mighty horde. I see-eth thou ist searching for battle-scarred female warriors and I be-eth one. I pride myself on being quite battle scarred and particuarly bloodthirsty. I lust after men who equal me in vigour - to pillage and plunder from but also to pleasure me. However, I must apologise for my late arrival, I was detained by a longrunning scrabble match against some Microsoft executivess; I am proud to say it was a bloody victory on my part.
So, Oh Glorious Thraeryn the Substitute yet Splendid and Manly Kahn, be there are place for me in your all-powerful horde?