Well it's a well known fact that mequitoes lay their eggs in standing water. Anytime you've ever seen one of those huge abandoned paint buckets or old tires sitting around with a gallon of rain water in them and little organisms swimming around in it that resemble tadpoles they're actually mesquito larva and other micro-organisms so best thing to do is tip the fucker over and let them die before they grow into the annoying little pests they're destined to be. The other day there were a whole bunch of em gathered around the light on our front door and my mom in a stroke of "genius" decides to start spraying them with the garden hose. I had to yell at her to stop. The problem is simple really there are a few things they are attracted to. For one, of the many colors of the rainbow they are attracted to blue the most. They also are fond of people who've just eaten bananas too for some reason. So...all you blueberry wearin banana eaters will suffer the most. Lastly the other thing that attracts them is the carbon monoxide that we exhale everytime we breath. So if yer town is out of Mesquito repellant like my town is....all you have to do is simply not wear blue, eat bananas, or breathe and mesquitoes will pay you no mind. Simple right?
Well I for one just can't give up bananas...I'm sorry I just love the fuckin things I'll just have to suffer the consequence and wear long sleeve shirts and pants for the time being. Winter will come soon and hopefully they'll freeze to death
Asta!!