Phaenx

"Hey Elmo, lets go see what Linda is doing!"
"Hi Linda!"
"GET OFF ME! WHO ARE YOU!?"
"No! You were doing so well! I'm calling your probation officer!"
"HEY KIDS, TODAY WE'RE GOING TO DO SOME ARTS AND CRAFTS, THEN SELL THEM FOR BLOW."

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"I went shopping last night at like 1am. The place was empty and this old woman just making polite conversation said to me, 'where is everyone??' I replied, 'In bed, same place you and I should be!' Took me ten minutes to figure out why she gave me a dirty look." --Some guy