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Old 09-29-2003, 09:38 AM   #18 (permalink)
Phaenx
The Northern Ward
 
Location: Columbus, Ohio
Quote:
Originally posted by Arc101
You are so wrong - I'm sure it was on Sesame Street the other week.
"Hey Elmo, lets go see what Linda is doing!"
"Hi Linda!"
"GET OFF ME! WHO ARE YOU!?"
"No! You were doing so well! I'm calling your probation officer!"
"HEY KIDS, TODAY WE'RE GOING TO DO SOME ARTS AND CRAFTS, THEN SELL THEM FOR BLOW."
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