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Originally posted by Food Eater Lad
I will now tell my gun story.
I was taking my rifles and pistols out of my car after a nice afternoon shooting. My sexy neighbor saw and scolded me. She told me that guns are bad, and that I was sick for having them. For a month or so, she gave me the cold shoulder. As much as I tried to be nice to her, she wouldnt have it.
One night at 11pm my phone rang. It was her. She was screaming into the phone that someone was in the house and she locked herself in her room. I grabbed my pistol and went over. I went from room to room and it was just a dog in the house. She thought it was gone with her roommate, but it was tied up in the back. It seemed to get loose and came in the doggie door.
When I told her it was safe I asked her why she called me, when her boyfriend lived across the street. Why not call him instead?
Her answer. "You have a gun".
Everyone hates guns untill they need them.
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Actually, it sounds like she didn't need one.