Canada the land of hockey, Beer, and women who know how to keep men warm! Onward O' Mighty Horde! Just be aware that most of the men are armed with new carbon fiber sticks with curves on the end (but some still use wooden ones). Also these men are not easily knocked down! You would think they were as they are standing on 2 little strips of metal, but alas, these are sharp and tend to dig into the icy land that will be swarmed by the horde. The best part is that many are missing their teeth so they can not bite, kick and scratch yes, but no biting! Besides many are already besotten with the mead of the gods, BEER! By the way uncle phil will have much accompaniment on this journey as they seem to churn out singers left and right. I have dibs on Shania Twain, after, of course Troublebot the Terribly Tired has passed. Almost forgot, many will be the cries of anguish as our Horde rumbles through, but every cry will be followed by the Canadian National Motto, "eh!" Try to resist, it is a catchy little phrase that after you hear it 3-4 times you end up using it all the time to, eh!
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