I hardly ever go to clubs, last time i did a lovely 18 year old gal took my hands and led me to the dance floor and proceeded to grind her shapely ass into my crotch... yowza! Being dumbfounded to the new ways of dancing i had no idea what to do with my hands, luckily she grabbed them and placed my hands on her ribcage just below her ample hooters... which of course i managed to fondle although she did move them back downwards (my hands, not her hooters) to avoid stares.
Of course she traded phone numbers with my step sister who wrote it on her hand... and of course didn't transfer that to paper before washing
