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I, analog the bank teller, have been adding together some numbers and have some good news and some bad news.
The good news is, my orbs of manhood swell and tingle at the number I see before me, for it is large, indeed!
The bad news is, it could be much higher if- and i won't name any names here- SOMEONE would stop peeing on everything they come across just to "mark it". I understand you are mighty, and it is indeed yours to dirty in any manner you see fit... but we cant sell or trade things drenched in horde-urine... and keeping them around isn't practical because the stench is too great- greater than the stench of many of our finest warriors.
Oh, and I ran into Elisha Cuthbert on the way back to my tent. You know her, she was on 24 and some movies. My orbs swelled mightily at the sight of her, and now she is my wench. I taste of her sweetness as I please, and she brings beer in large quantities at my call. Who will have a drink with me, to celebrate my new conquest??
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