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bundy · 09-24-2003, 10:33 PM

well, yes, bernie, i was nude.
and i do often wonder about what colour, if any, my next laces shall be.

In a past life, Bernadette was in fact a lover of the great Sun King, Louis XIV.
As a (rather lewd) gift, the great, lavish king designed a glass in the shape of her breast from which to sip his champagne.
Outraged, Bernadette, designed another champagne glass, this time shaped in the likeness of his penis (hence the champagne flute).
however, when he found out that this glass was only 3 inches deep (or long), he arranged for her to visit Madame Guillotine.
Strangely, Bernadette, throughout all of her lives since, has carried a scar on her neck. she has also been able to let herself savour the lovely taste of fine champagne.

09-24-2003, 10:33 PM	#2841 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	well, yes, bernie, i was nude. and i do often wonder about what colour, if any, my next laces shall be. In a past life, Bernadette was in fact a lover of the great Sun King, Louis XIV. As a (rather lewd) gift, the great, lavish king designed a glass in the shape of her breast from which to sip his champagne. Outraged, Bernadette, designed another champagne glass, this time shaped in the likeness of his penis (hence the champagne flute). however, when he found out that this glass was only 3 inches deep (or long), he arranged for her to visit Madame Guillotine. Strangely, Bernadette, throughout all of her lives since, has carried a scar on her neck. she has also been able to let herself savour the lovely taste of fine champagne. __________________ Ohayo!!! Last edited by bundy; 09-24-2003 at 10:35 PM..