Oi! troublebot, i fervently wish to join inthe ranks of your malicious Horde, i wish to ravage the horses and murder the women...errr...wait...no...switch that, but aye!! i shall murder and burn so that the heavens shall rain down with the blood of my fury, marking the land in lakes of death's red wine. all those who stand in our way, i will crush, and for my part, i will contribute my skills as a drunken, embarrassing fat man, aye, i can repulse mine enemies with a force such as the world has never seen, and i bring my weaponry of german beer steins, with which i can maul our opposers!
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Words of Wisdom:
If you could really get to know someone and know that they weren't lying to you, then you would know the world was real. Because you could agree on things, you could compare notes. That must be why people get married or make Art. So they'll be able to really know something and not go insane.
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