I didn't realize just how truly horribly inept I am with girls until about a year ago. I was at a store with my roommate and this pretty good looking girl talked to me and was smiling the whole time and I didn't really think anything of it, and we went our separate ways. My roommate, who had about 6 girlfriends stashed across southern Colorado and northern New Mexico at once, saw this and said "what the hell were you doing? She was flirting with you all sick and you didn't even say anything? You couldn't even tell could You?" The sad thing is that I really couldn't, and as I have thought back over the past decade I have probably blown at least 30 chances with girls that were trying to flirt with me. Before that I wished that girls would make the move every now and then, and now I realize that they have done everything short of whipping my dick out and going to work on it to try to get me and I'm just too dumb to pick up on it.
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