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Old 09-22-2003, 12:50 PM   #55 (permalink)
djeyeless
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Location: michigan
The longer you wait, the bigger/farther your load is/goes. I think the farthest i've ever gone was about 6 feet. My girlfriend teased my for about 5 hours straight, and then went to sleep. Me not being demanding, took care of the job myself. My balls hurt like hell after she teased me. Like, walking made me about cry, not even kidding. they hurt after i was done. but i had no clue it would happen because it fuckin went everywhere and it took me half an hour to clean up. I guess the best comparison is to an air pump powered bb gun. the more times you pump and the longer you build up pressure, the harder the bb flies. The longer you ream your woman (or madam palm and her five daughters) before you pull out and nut on her back, the more you deliver. Try to make like the scene in Ghostbusters where the Sta-Puf marshmallow man explodes and coats New York City in white goo. that's what you want. You are Sta-Puf, your woman is New York City. Yeah.
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