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Bored, the half orc wanders across the room to where the gnome is standing. Gell looks intently into the opening of the gnome's pack as he speaks, first curious, then fascinated by the various shiny objects he sees inside.
"Hello tiny-squishy-chair-man. Me am Gell, great orc warrior! Who you am being?" The orc pauses slightly, looking at the small creature for a moment as he waits for a response, then shifting his attention back to the pack the gnome carries as a reflection of light catches his eye.
"What you am having in bag? That am great big bag for tiny man to carry." Gell stops to ponder this mystery, then grins widely at the gnome as understanding sets in. "Gell see! You am be great warrior like Gell, am carrying big bag to be strong like orc!" Gell nods appreciatively, confident in his reasoning and impressed by the gnome despite his stature. "Me am glad you here, tiny chair-warrior. We am fight bad things in tomb, go back to tribe and tell stories of great things we am doing!"
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