Fucktard is funny, haven't had a chance to use it 'cause the first I'd ever heard of it was about 3 months ago and I'm a hellava nice guy.
To a large person standing between me and the television: "You make a better Alp than a window".
And the old favorite (which seems to cut pretty deep sometimes):
"Nobody even likes you. We just put up with you because we feel sorry for you".
Oh, yeah, and the expression "Fuckin' fuckers fuckin' fuckitty fuck".
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