O One on High that reeks of Flatulence, Big Boss of the Stinking Horde, I conveyed your acceptance of the offer to the ambassador from Mexico. He Smiled nervously and said the Fiesta will begin Friday. I asked the ambassador why he was so fidgety (because after all, I do bathe) and he said that as the people are leaving Sonora Province, they are releasing all the prisoners from prisons and jails. I told him not to worry as I thought they would probably make excellent additions to our Stinking Horde. We are welcome to walk over the border at any time...Sonora is ours O Filthy of Filthiest.
On a more sour note...
Apparently word of the pending attack in California has leaked out and the San Francisco City Council has passed a resolution protesting that our Horde does not have enough Minority representation. (Even with our new former-Mexican brothers). It appears that they are refusing to be pillaged until we have greater diversity. (More women and such...)
Last edited by Pheatius; 09-18-2003 at 07:42 AM..
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