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Old 09-18-2003, 01:44 AM   #1 (permalink)
Harshaw
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Surfing through old Dan Savage columns and I found this one-

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My mom taught me that striking a woman is something you just don't do under any circumstances. However, while I was being intimate with a female coworker, I made a joke that she reacted to quite negatively. She is a very loud, chatty person by nature, and while she was performing oral sex on me I said, "I finally found a way to shut you up!" She proceeded to bite my penis very hard, on the side, corncob-style. It hurt so much that I reflexively slapped her. I was trying to get my penis out from between her teeth! Needless to say, she left immediately and things have been icy at work. I feel awful that I hit a woman, Dan, but she drew blood! Do I owe her an apology?
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No, you don't owe her an apology. While I generally agree with your mother--men shouldn't strike women--all bets are off when a woman bites down on a man's penis so hard that she draws blood. I imagine your mother didn't anticipate this particular circumstance when she taught you not to strike a woman. It's too bad your mother didn't teach you not to make jokes at the expense of a person who happens to have your penis between her teeth.
Ouch- I think I feel for the guy, it would have been an apology worthy comment, probably still is, but biting down like that is pretty harsh. The thing is, I can almost see that as a comment I might make. As far as hitting her, I think in a case like this, it was justified.
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