I have powdered my orbs of manhood, very refreshing, and sharpened the old battle axe. I go to Mexico to seek the amber delight of Corona, (and limes).
Oh, and I bring sunblock for those of you that might not have thunk ahead.
I hope that the pillaging is better than in Redmond. I have several cappachunio machines, a used Volvo, a pack of ink jet paper, an Atari 2600 game console, several ladies thongs, (used), a rack for cooking bacon in the microwave, and some fancy, fussy, cooking utensils.
Bah! Let us kill something and burn something!
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Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you,
Jesus Christ and the American G. I.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom
Last edited by rockogre; 09-17-2003 at 12:29 PM..
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