For the best, easiest, cheapest fix:
Stir a teaspoon of baking soda into 8 oz. of water.
Chug.
Belch.
Belch again.
Okay - one more time.
Just don't make the mistake of thinking "Hey - if one teaspoon is good; three teaspoons must be better!" Your stomach might explode.
The "basic" chemistry is:
HNaCO3 + HCL => H2O + NaCL + CO2
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If you want to avoid 95% of internet spelling errors:
"If your ridiculous pants are too loose, you're definitely going to lose them. Tell your two loser friends over there that they're going to lose theirs, too."
It won't hurt your fashion sense, either.
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