Before we begin our attack, I'd like to welcome our newest members to the Horde. I'm sure your skills and bloodlust will be very useful in the pilaging ahead.
You, the clean guy over there, I name you Pheatius the Anal Retentive. You shall be our bearer of goodwill to those we leave alive. Stay towards the back of the horde please, I don't want people thinking this horde has gone all soft.
Tinfoil the Unholy, prepare a press release on our upcoming raid.
Now Horde, if you are ready, let's make this a day the citizens of Redmond will never forget.
Charge!!
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Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend.
Wind: [whistling] I hate you.
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