She's always there when I need her.
If I ever want a cold drink, she'll grab it for me.
She doesn't care about me doing anything weird, and sometimes gets involved with it.
She doesn't care about getting dressed up for every day work, and gets rough a lot.
Oh, how I love my right hand...
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What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck...I can't remember how it ends, but your mother is a whore!
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