Fremen the Frenetic here, applying for membership with the Horde, Khan.
I have my longbow, but I could use a good scimitar too, as long as it is big and long. I don't want a scimitar that won't reach.
(I wouldn't mind getting my hands on Mjolnir if possible.)
I will settle for this Mjolnir, though.
I also have a wheelbarrow I can bring along.
You never can tell when a good 'barrow will come in handy.
Btw, I need a Percheron to ride if at all feasible. I can't have my mount breaking down on me in the heat of battle.
A donkey will do, as well.
If you want, I can cook, too. I usually cook for myself when I go a-pillaging just so I know what I'm eating.
I don't take chances on being poisoned by slaves.
Oh, we
will be taking slaves won't we?
I need someone to push my 'barrow.
In closing, Khan, I just want to say I will make a good member of the Horrific Horde of Horridness...er..Troublebot Horde, due to the fact that I haven't properly bathed in a decade.
I only get wet in unexpected rainshowers or when my refridgerator freezer breaks down and I grab the icetray with too much strength.
Which reminds me. I can beat most schoolgirls furiously upon their fine supple buttoc.....uh..I mean, I can beat most of them at the hundred-yard dash, so if you need one caught, I'm your man.
Thank you for your time.
Yours in bad smell,
Fremen the Frenetic.
